if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
At least we all know what’s behind that cap thingie now..
so when calum hoods nudes where leaked everyone was like
‘proud of you’
‘omfg calums nudes’
‘HE HAS A HUGE DICK I LOVE IT’
but when jennifer and victorias nudes where leaked everyone was like
‘jlaws nudes, if I’m not tweeting I’m jacking off’
‘Victoria is disgusting’
are you shitting me
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas